How crazy is this going to get?

So are we going to start talking about pooping or what? I think I am charmin's best customer. I think i am going to make a poopumentry, documenting my travels through Central America. I also think they should make a charmin commercial where some people happen upon the charmin bear in the woods taking a poo, the family looks at each other and there like,"awww sooo cute". And then the bear gets up and eats em! Then the caption says, "don't watch a bear poop you idiot!" And then it flashes a charmin logo a couple times or something.